Friday, June 12, 2015

Person Posting on House Bills Considered Dangerous



In a statement released by authorities who normally investigate matters of this kind, an individual who goes by the name of "zaphod6" has written Congressmen on proposed bills and some of the opinions he expresses about them are frankly worthy of concern.

Kommentariez has received an abbreviated list of some of the expressed opinions on certain bills and are published here for your consideration. They were gleaned from a website called http://www.countable.us.

Some of the opinions:

Should The U.S. Authorize A Military Campaign Against ISIL?
Not right away. That's just what they want. Wait until the rats are infested in an area, then turn the sand to glass.

Should the term Redskins" Be Removed From the List Of Trademark-able Words?
It should be replaced with Stinking Savages. I like the feel of it. Definitely power based. Commercially viable as well. Take a Savage and put him in a deodorant commercial, removing the stink. Just needs a couple of good looking white guys painted red to play the roles.

No Budget, No Pay: Holding Congressional Paychecks When They Can't Agree on a Budget
Pay the SOBs. While nothing gets done. What do you think they ran for office? Let them live their dream.

Should You Have to Pee in a Cup to Get Unemployment Benefits?
Yes, and if you want a 401K you need to piss into a bottle.

If you Engage in "Hostilities Against the U.S." Should you Lose Your Citizenship?

Define hostilities first. If I piss on the floor of my local Social Security office because of the idiots I'll be forced to deal with there, would that be considered a hostile act against the U.S?

Kommentaries will attempt to do acquire additional records as they become available.

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