Trump To Announce Run for PresidencyToday

Hi Joe. I'm looking out for your best interests just like
I did on that show of mine. I miss you.

The irascible Donald Trump is expected to announce his run for the presidency  today, June 16.

His hair is expected to make a similar statement tomorrow, June 17.

His chances of winning his party's (Independent?) to eventual Republican? nomination are somewhere between zero and none.





But when you've been really sly about changing your TV show's format (celebrities over the average Joe) in The Apprentice, resulting in an NBC renewal, then you have some idea about where he stands with Joe over people who can keep you in the spotlight.
Does that say anything about his politics? Duh.

Trump's Hair to make similar
announcement
June 17

Person Posting on House Bills Considered Dangerous

In a statement released by authorities who normally investigate matters of this kind, an individual who goes by the name of "zaphod6" has written Congressmen on proposed bills and some of the opinions he expresses about them are frankly worthy of concern.

Kommentariez has received an abbreviated list of some of the expressed opinions on certain bills and are published here for your consideration. They were gleaned from a website called http://www.countable.us.

Some of the opinions:

Should The U.S. Authorize A Military Campaign Against ISIL?

Not right away. That's just what they want. Wait until the rats are infested in an area, then turn the sand to glass.

Should the term Redskins" Be Removed From the List Of Trademark-able Words?

It should be replaced with Stinking Savages. I like the feel of it. Definitely power based. Commercially viable as well. Take a Savage and put him in a deodorant commercial, removing the stink. Just needs a couple of good looking white guys painted red to play the roles.

No Budget, No Pay: Holding Congressional Paychecks When They Can't Agree on a Budget

Pay the SOBs. While nothing gets done. What do you think they ran for office? Let them live their dream.

Should You Have to Pee in a Cup to Get Unemployment Benefits?

Yes, and if you want a 401K you need to piss into a bottle.

If you Engage in "Hostilities Against the U.S." Should you Lose Your Citizenship?

Define hostilities first. If I piss on the floor of my local Social Security office because of the idiots I'll be forced to deal with there, would that be considered a hostile act against the U.S?

Kommentaries will attempt to do acquire additional records as they become available.

The Definitive Reason for the Existence of God.

Anyone who still has some lingering doubts as to the existence of an Almighty and Omnipotent God has failed to take into account that American Idle (Idol) will experience its 15th...AND FINAL season this Fall. I wipe tears from eyes as I write this.

All Gods of all religions and their followers shall rejoice and send emissaries to bring tidings of great news to all the world. Each faith will be granted a special day  to celebrate the occasion with festivities, including but not limited to the ringing of bells, Adhans called out by a Muezzin, and worldwide Om's.

Graves will open and spirits shall rise to be at one with their makers. Laminates will become wood, and engineered wood will become pecan for flooring. Prepare ye the way of the Lords.
And we are fairly certain Maria Carey could not care less. She too is tearing up for the same reasons as elucidated here.

Thanks for the Tweetories er...

Thanks to the Vice President, President, and a paltry few who had something of substance to say on the untimely death of Beau Biden, a young man set to follow in the footsteps of his father as a public servant. His life ended far too quickly and we will not be able to see his dreams fulfilled and the promise in which we might all have shared where he to have been fortunate enough to overcome his illness.

The fact that I who did not know him prior to his death yet had more to say of him after his demise speaks volumes.


How wonderful it is to be in politics now and throw in a fast Tweet to pay some trifling homage to a young man who had already proven his capacity to accomplish so much in his brief 46 years of life, "Beau served as a prosecutor in the US attorney’s office in Philadelphia for nine years, and a legal adviser to the US Department of Justice in post-war Kosovo in 2001 — where he helped to train judges and prosecutors. He was elected attorney general of Delaware in 2006. Although his first term was interrupted by his military service, he went on to be re-elected in 2010 with an even greater share of votes. While in office, Beau uncompromisingly pursued child sex crime perpetrators, managing to push through 180 convictions. He also put pressure on the banking sector and mortgage lenders for their involvement in the unregulated loaning that precipitated the financial crisis."-[Bustle Online]

But thanks for the Tweets, peeps (proud statesmen for your constituencies). The apps are priceless these days and you can't be accused of being callous on any upcoming political stumps. Nice. Remember pens and papers? Hand written notations of your true feelings?