The Definitive Reason for the Existence of God.

Anyone who still has some lingering doubts as to the existence of an Almighty and Omnipotent God has failed to take into account that American Idle (Idol) will experience its 15th...AND FINAL season this Fall. I wipe tears from eyes as I write this.

All Gods of all religions and their followers shall rejoice and send emissaries to bring tidings of great news to all the world. Each faith will be granted a special day  to celebrate the occasion with festivities, including but not limited to the ringing of bells, Adhans called out by a Muezzin, and worldwide Om's.

Graves will open and spirits shall rise to be at one with their makers. Laminates will become wood, and engineered wood will become pecan for flooring. Prepare ye the way of the Lords.
And we are fairly certain Maria Carey could not care less. She too is tearing up for the same reasons as elucidated here.